How to make your vote count.

Remember, you want to make your vote count, so don’t vote for one of those fringe candidates. After all, we all know they can’t win.

Do you really want to make your vote count? Then check MSM (main stream media) daily to learn about who is leading in the polls, then make sure to choose that person as your candidate. Rave about them and encourage others to support that candidate as well. Perhaps consider sending money to her or his campaign.

Now, if it should happen that the polls should shift and another person emerges as a front runner, than don’t get bogged down with your past errors, just switch to the new front runner as soon as possible. Don’t waste any time. Put forth even greater effort this time, to make sure that the momentum your candidate has in the polls can be cemented before they lose it.

Once the election is complete, and your candidate has won, you can be sure that your vote counted. Then you can laugh and heap scorn on all those idiots who voted for the loser.

I challenge you to find a single reason why this strategy won’t work.